|SOMETHING FOR THE WEEKEND
October 23 2009.
Back by unpopular demand. A random mix of murder, intrigue and outright lies to ponder over the weekend. Some people believe some of it. Haaa...
BEWARE - If you are easily offended, gullible, paranoid, mad, self obsessed, or just not interested, then don't read the rest of this rubbish....
TRADE DAY TICKETS SOLD OUT
Yes indeed. All gone. Okay - they haven't. You can still get your special trade ticket to the show until November 19th. Your trade day ticket will allow you to enter the show on Trade and Press day - that's Thursday November the 26th - which is attended only by the bona fide press, industry, special guests, the trade and anyone else who knows them.
Gone are the days when the trade paid hard cash for a ticket and then gave them or sold them on Ebay to any Joe Punter to go along and buy all manner of stuff on trade day. That won't happen this year. Oh no...
So, all you have to do is visit www.motorcycleshow.co.uk/trade and enter the password TRADE9.
Then visit www.ebay.co.uk
WE ARE SAVED
A press release tells us that "X Factor runner-up and Dancing on Ice Champion, Ray Quinn, is the latest celebrity to reap the benefits of life on two wheels and give his backing to the Get On campaign."
X Factor? Dancing on Ice? Ray Quinn?
Apparently, people who watch this stuff are our future customers. All we have to do is lever them off the sofa on a Saturday night and onto a laptop where they surf to www.geton.co.uk and they will be smashing your door down on a Monday morning.
GOING, GOING, GONE...
WESTON GONE. Nah - it will be back. And so will Gareth....
BUELL GONE. But it has been gone before....
MV GONE. Next stop China...
HARLEY GONE. Harley Stevens that is. But where to....?